In summary
- Bryan Johnson, known for his anti-aging experiments, is now the subject of a peculiar betting market on Polymarket on the duration of his nocturnal erections in December 2024.
- With more than $22,000 at stake, the market will be settled based on data from the last week of the month, with a 50-50 tie if Johnson does not publish the results by January 15, 2025.
- This unusual event follows previous bets related to her reproductive health and is part of her ambitious “Project Blueprint,” designed to combat aging.
There’s a new bet on Polymarket about how long Bryan Johnson’s penis stays erect during the night. The follies of a man who injected his teenage son’s blood into his veins and underwent “penis rejuvenation therapy” have been a persistent topic in the prediction market, or rather, his penis has been.
“This market will be settled with a ‘Yes’ if Bryan Johnson maintains a nighttime erection for 2 hours and 12 minutes or more based on the highest of three readings taken during the last week of December 2024,” the official market description reads. .
Currently, there is a little more than $22,000 at stake. We will know who wins on January 15, 2025, at 12:00 PM ET.
Johnson, the 45-year-old tech millionaire who spent more than $4 million testing anti-aging treatments on himself, is fully committed to acting, and announced that Polymarket had opened up betting on his nocturnal tumescence.
A nighttime erection “is something you can’t really put your all into,” Johnson posted on X (formerly known as Twitter). “It just happens or it doesn’t happen. You go to sleep and your body does its job.”
The market will be settled based on measurements taken during the last week of December 2024, with a 50-50 tie if Johnson does not release the data by January 15, 2025.
This unusual betting market follows Johnson’s history of previous bets involving his member. Earlier this year, bettors who backed his ability to hit specific sperm count goals above 20 million per ejaculation walked away with a 50-50 score against skeptics after a disputed bet.
However, the stakes are higher this time, and Johnson warned bettors that his international travel schedule could affect the tightness of his schmeckel.
“I return from China on (December) 16 and the measurement will be carried out during the last week of the month,” he said, explaining that international travel alters his body’s rhythms. “How long it takes my body to adjust to normal NTE remains to be determined.”
Yes, that’s how you abbreviate “nocturnal erections.”
“NTE is a significant biological marker that represents sexual, cardiovascular and psychological health,” Johnson published, citing research showing that poor nocturnal erections correlate with an increased risk of premature death.
“Men: If you don’t have robust erections at night, you are 70% more likely to die prematurely,” he recently wrote in a blog post. “If you are overworking at the expense of your health, you are flabby.”
At the risk of telling you more about the man’s “putz” than you’d really like to know, consider that Johnson’s best recorded performance to date clocked in at 2 hours and 59 minutes, a feat he claims equals that of an average 18 years old.
That being said, he was helped through a combination of focused shockwave therapy and Botox treatments, which, to be fair, sounds like cheating. However, the aptly named Johnson points out that these effects fade over time, adding another variable for potential bettors to consider.
Image with data from Bryan Johnson
These experiments are part of Johnson’s “Project Blueprint,” a comprehensive, open-source, anti-aging protocol that includes more than 100 daily supplements, strict sleep monitoring, and constant blood testing. The program, which consumes $2 million annually, has apparently reduced his biological age to that of a 30-year-old man by various metrics.
Johnson’s methods have proven effective enough to attract the attention of Netflix. The streaming giant plans to release “No Mueras,” a documentary following his quest for immortality, next year. Despite his extreme approach, Johnson’s basic health tips remain surprisingly simple.
Do you want to know more? OK. Johnson’s round of penis treatments began in mid-August with three sessions of shockwave therapy. “Improvements can take up to 12 weeks after therapy,” according to Johnson, another important factor for bettors to consider.
Oddsmakers seem pretty confident that Johnson will successfully accomplish his feat. 67% of bets are confident that Johnson’s member will be up to the challenge!
Image: Polymarket
Edited by Andrew Hayward
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